March Madness Sweet 16 Results
The battlefield has been cleared, and only the Elite 8 remain. Some victories were hard-fought, others were absolute annihilations. The closer we get to the finals, the more brutal the competition becomes. Let’s break down the carnage:
Millennium Falcon over Black One (29-21)
The Resistance’s finest put up a fight, but when it comes to legendary status, the Falcon remains undefeated. Poe’s sleek T-70 couldn’t quite keep up with a ship that’s made the Kessel Run.
Sabine’s Masterpiece over Profundity (38-12)
The mighty Mon Calamari warship got outmaneuvered in every way. Turns out, in this bracket, sometimes style beats size. The ship that pulled off the Rogue One heist falls hard to the artistry of a true Mandalorian.
Home One over Tantive IV (32-17)
Speed and history weren’t enough to topple the tactical brilliance of Admiral Ackbar’s flagship. The original Rebel escape vehicle is out, and the big fish swims forward.
Blue Leader over Razor Crest (35-14)
Mando may have Grogu on board, but in a battle of pure piloting and firepower, the Crest was no match for Blue Leader’s decisive strategy. The Rebellion punches another ticket to the next round.
Devastator over Corvus (44-5)
The Corvus never stood a chance. Vader’s flagship didn’t just win—it obliterated its opponent. One ship is gone, the other continues its path of destruction.
Chimaera over Vonreg’s TIE Interceptor (33-16)
Thrawn’s tactical genius proves too much for a First Order ace. Vonreg’s speed couldn’t outrun pure, calculated strategy. The Chiss Grand Admiral moves forward.
Fett’s Firespray over Mist Hunter (47-1)
There are beatings, and then there’s whatever this was. Boba Fett didn’t just win—he basically disintegrated his bounty hunter competition. The Firespray advances without breaking a sweat.
IG-2000 over Shuttle ST-149 (30-20)
IG-88’s lethal assault ship takes the win, proving that when it comes to survival, assassins don’t play fair.
Next Up
And now, we are down to eight. The battles only get harder from here. Who will make it to the Final Four? The bracket shows no mercy.